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Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.
We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.
shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012
When a nigga tired or sleep
Slumped by Shiiiwhatt December 29, 2018

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.
Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.
Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

shlumped 

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.
“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”
shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020

Shlamped 

An instance in where a person is very very stoned
I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!
Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016
To be extremely tired. Struggling to stay awake
Me: " you look like you haven't slept in days"
You: "I'm fuckin slumped man"
slumped by thatmotherfucker69696 February 15, 2015