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Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.
Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.
Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

shlumped 

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.
“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”
shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020

Slumper Party 

When a group of people are smoking, drinking, lounging and bumping music into the early morning.
"I'm tired as hell, that slumper party was no joke"!!
Slumper Party by GT1021 April 16, 2015

shoulder slumper 

The action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.
Jamal Johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond Mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his penis size. Mindy is a coal burner.

Shlumped 

When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.
"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."
Shlumped by Devenk80 November 3, 2019

slumperdoodle 

The act of tricking someone into thinking or doing something. It is much catchier to say than trick, so we would recommend you use it.
Aw man, you just got slumperdoodled!
Im'a slumperdoodle that guy!