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Shlinkenminkle
A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.
They are always edible. Always.
They are always edible. Always.
Shlinkenminkle by BêñjíButton July 4, 2009
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shtinkle
The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.
shtinkle by Nethageraba July 25, 2012
Shwinkledoff
Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018
Shrinkle
Shrinkle by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018
ShfinkleHiemer
ShfinkleHiemer by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018
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