shlinkle

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner

I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.

by Draco_sp November 22, 2022

Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.

Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

by BêñjíButton July 4, 2009

shtinkle

The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.

I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.

by Nethageraba July 25, 2012

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

Shrinkle

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one

Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.

by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

ShfinkleHiemer

A ShfinkleHiemer is a ridiculously obese chicken, preparing for the D.

OMG Jibble, it’s a ShfinkleHiemer!

by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018

Splinkle

When someone is peeing and accidently pees on their foot !

Present : splinkling

Past: splinkled
Future: splinkle

On holiday my uncled splinkled on his foot!!

by MissyP368 August 21, 2017