A chubby (but otherwise
handsome), loud, cowboy/cowgirl/cheetah-print stylized foodie that shwankles his way around the
world on a non-
stop eating binge and has the Instagram stories to prove it
"Guy, look at that Shanklebanks going hog-wild on that falafel again. I could stare at my
instagram for years looking at all the
food that Shanklebanks calls "
gorgeous" before devouring it.