A
chubby (but otherwise handsome), loud, cowboy/cowgirl/cheetah-print stylized
foodie that shwankles his way around the world on a non-
stop eating binge and has the Instagram stories to prove it
"Guy, look at that Shanklebanks going
hog-wild on that falafel again. I could stare at my
instagram for years looking at all the food that Shanklebanks calls "
gorgeous" before devouring it.