A
chubby (but otherwise handsome),
loud,
cowboy/cowgirl/cheetah-print stylized foodie that shwankles his way around the world on a non-stop eating binge and has the Instagram stories to prove it
"
Guy, look at that Shanklebanks going hog-wild on that falafel again. I could stare at my
instagram for years looking at all the food that Shanklebanks calls "
gorgeous" before devouring it.