Shlarg

The act of sucking in and out without removing mouth from object.

The woman shlarged the popsicle until it was completely gone.

Shlarg by tinaanth October 20, 2012

Shlarg

The shit beneath the school soap dispenser

I fored Jimmy to lick the shlarg

Shlarg by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

Shlarg

An item that IKEA would probably sell. Similar in nature to a BLAHÄJ.

1: “Hey, did you get a BLAHÄJ from IKEA?”
2: “No, but i got a Shlarg.”
1: “The fuck is a Shlarg? I sent you to buy a stuffed shark, and you came home with this. Is it a table or what? It’s in a box big enough to be a TV, but it’s light as a feather.”
2: “That’s just the magic of a Shlarg.”

Shlarg by TheElkman June 29, 2023

shlarg

junk food and silly looking people

“i’m gonna go grab some shlarg”

“why is shlarg here”

shlarg by tupe ari te shlarg April 3, 2026

Shargument 

A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.

Dude, your argument is so full of shit, it’s a shargument.

Shargument by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019

shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.

n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.

shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009

Sylargasm 

A fan-made degree of happiness, based on NBC's "Heroes" Sylar. May be induced by Zachary Quinto at any time.

Person One: Did you see him topless? *sylargasm.*

Sylargasm by Sylargasm. October 17, 2008