An item that IKEA would probably sell. Similar in nature to a BLAHÄJ.
1: “Hey, did you get a BLAHÄJ from IKEA?”
2: “No, but i got a Shlarg.”
1: “The fuck is a Shlarg? I sent you to buy a stuffed shark, and you came home with this. Is it a table or what? It’s in a box big enough to be a TV, but it’s light as a feather.”
2: “That’s just the magic of a Shlarg.”
(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.
n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.
v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.
adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.