shlag

the way that 'slag' should ALWAYS be said. Without fail.

"You Mug"
"You Shlaaag"

by loubee September 15, 2005

shlag

usually said by cockneys in the context to offend people. originating from the word 'slag' meaning a promiscuous woman. also said by geeks 'n' grebs in king's lynn's honourary school KES.

moomin you little shlag! go get my ish from next do'.

by hardcoregeek May 14, 2005

shlag

a female or male hat likes to sleep around and is not too popular

beth slade is a stupid shlag and needs to be put down

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Shlag

this is to call somebody a slag but in a teasing nature and therefore u put the sh on it, to make it sound like slag even tho it isnt, it is not meant to be offensive it is for humour in a teasing nature

enter a room and say what are you shlags doing none of them are shlaggs you just call them it for a laugh.
example Mello u shlag

by iDanimal November 13, 2011

Shlag

Started on Xbox Live on Gears of War by me.
'Shlag' is a word that can't offend anyone (Unless their stupid enough to think you said slag)
Shlag is a 'joke' sort of word.
It was a online word, but I used it in school and now people use it all the time.

"You threw my book you cheeky monkey"
"You threw my book you shlag"

"You a shlag"
"No, you a shlag"

"You boomered me!"
"Sorry shlag"

by Gareh October 05, 2007

Flea-shlag

A shlag that has fleas.

Corr Ash is a proper flea-shlag, she’s been itching all night.

by sloppy shite sam January 13, 2022

shlagging

shop-lagging
when you go into a store with either,

a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)

shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.

"I wanted that new phone, but they are out of stock, this turned into a shlagging trip."

by heartfuldodger August 06, 2016