Shargument 

A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.

Dude, your argument is so full of shit, it’s a shargument.

Shargument by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019

Shagments

The tiny fragments of shit left in the office toilet from the previous user.

After a hearty lunch I headed to the can for my 1:30 and found that someone failed to clear their shagments from the bowl.

Shagments by Kevin Tutin April 4, 2008

Scareumentary 

Any 'future looking' TV program done in the documentary-style that peddles doom and fear to the viewer. Mostly based on either fuzzy science, blurry video, make-believe, or lottery-odds natural disasters.

Fear over fact and opinion over science.

1) Including, but not limited to, interpreting Nostradamus after the fact, Earth killing asteroids, Aztec calendars, pyramid building aliens, and the famous just-out-of-reach-of-modern-technology monsters among us.

2) Man #1: " I snapped a picture of by brother chasing Bigfoot. Its dark, blurry and otherwise nondescript."
Man #2: "You should send that to the History Channel. They will use it in their next Scareumentary!"

Scareumentary by CynicNow January 10, 2010

snarkument 

An argument that degenerates into a war of witty retorts, snarky insults, and/or clever flames. The original point of the argument becomes invalid, if there was one. Once it becomes a snarkument it is just a contest of sarcastic comebacks.

These are popular in movies and sitcoms, especially with annoying bitchy characters who aren't actually funny. a lot of people try to emulate it IRL for fun and drama, but fail because they're not actually intelligent enough to pull it off, and then they're all butthurt that their life isn't like their favorite TV show.

When one is a true master of snarkuing, there is much joy to be found in the world. It is one of the highest, most enjoyable and satisfying forms of trolling, particularly when met with an earnest, capable, but oblivious opponent.

Judging my the conversations in my head, I'd win any snarkument I came across.

A clever troll who can lead his unwitting victims into a trap of perfect insults that they may not even understand—he is a master of the snarkument.

snarkument by roguerenna March 18, 2011

Stargument 

The act of Star Wars fans arguing over Star Wars movie details, plot-holes, or how they could have made a better movie/show.

They got into a stargument over who the most powerful Jedi even though it is not real life!

Stargument by Artin A May 26, 2025

shagmented 

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits

wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!

shagmented by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016

Sagument 

When you’re arguing buts it’s a sad argument instead of an aggressive one

Marley: man I was in a sagument with my girl the other day

Dom: damn bro sorry to hear that

Sagument by wEeD iNhAlLer 42069 May 17, 2020