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shitware 

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.
Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.
shitware by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005
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A beautiful person with brilliant heart and so
Smart
He looks shizar
Shizar by Shizar August 17, 2018

Shizzard 

Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.
I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard
Shizzard by Ellbobby February 21, 2011

shitward 

A portmanteau of the English swear “shit” and “Squidward”, the name of a character on SpongeBob SquarePants. Typically interjected in situations of surprise or shock, however can also be used as an insult.
“Dude, your car exploded!”
“Holy Shitward!”

“Such raw talent cannot be wasted behind this register!”
“...Get back to work, Mr. Shitward.”
shitward by CDCB123 February 3, 2018

Shizzarific 

Terrific, 'The Shizzle' Cross Intended For Only The Masters Of The Shizz To Use
If That Was Anymore Shizzarific Millions Would Have Died From Their Minds Blowing Up
Shizzarific by Sheva December 6, 2006

Shitward 

(Adjective) When something has undoubtedly went to complete shit. Shitward

(Adjective) Heading in a bad direction.
The neighborhood has went shitward since Terry and Corey moved in.

When I find out who stole my RV, their lives will be on a one track road shitward.
Shitward by Shitward November 30, 2019
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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