Shimward

A shim that is also a sped.

Look at that shimward, he/she is so dumb, I can't even tell which gender it is.

by 7evf July 12, 2016

shitward

A portmanteau of the English swear “shit” and “Squidward”, the name of a character on SpongeBob SquarePants. Typically interjected in situations of surprise or shock, however can also be used as an insult.

“Dude, your car exploded!”
“Holy Shitward!”

“Such raw talent cannot be wasted behind this register!”
“...Get back to work, Mr. Shitward.”

by CDCB123 February 3, 2018

Shitward

(Adjective) When something has undoubtedly went to complete shit. Shitward

(Adjective) Heading in a bad direction.

The neighborhood has went shitward since Terry and Corey moved in.

When I find out who stole my RV, their lives will be on a one track road shitward.

by Shitward November 30, 2019

Shimtard

She + Him + Retard

A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.

The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)

by Frazzzer January 26, 2011

Shitward

The person is ignorant and lacks common sense.

Person 1: "Yo, what is this AMD?"

Person 2: "This shitward... Should we explain?"

Person 3: "Clearly no, how can we explain it to someone that's an absolute shitward?"

by DrPepperAddict May 22, 2025