shitward 

A portmanteau of the English swear “shit” and “Squidward”, the name of a character on SpongeBob SquarePants. Typically interjected in situations of surprise or shock, however can also be used as an insult.

“Dude, your car exploded!”
“Holy Shitward!”

“Such raw talent cannot be wasted behind this register!”
“...Get back to work, Mr. Shitward.”

shitward by CDCB123 February 3, 2018

Shitward 

(Adjective) When something has undoubtedly went to complete shit. Shitward

(Adjective) Heading in a bad direction.

The neighborhood has went shitward since Terry and Corey moved in.

When I find out who stole my RV, their lives will be on a one track road shitward.

Shitward by Shitward November 30, 2019

Shitward 

The person is ignorant and lacks common sense.

Person 1: "Yo, what is this AMD?"

Person 2: "This shitward... Should we explain?"

Person 3: "Clearly no, how can we explain it to someone that's an absolute shitward?"

Shitward by DrPepperAddict May 22, 2025

shitware 

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.

Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.

shitware by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

shitwad

Annoying; bothersome; pissy

Scotty was being such a shitwad.

That bitch is always being a shitwad,!

shitwad by breezyheartsbbycakes March 19, 2010

shittarded 

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005

Shitard 

A person who is stupid as of a retard that possesses a shitty demeanour.

1. Wow, Jim really is a shitard.

Shitard by Young Money Oicneta November 22, 2018