Shizzard

Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.

I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard

by Ellbobby February 21, 2011

Shizzard

Poo-Blizzard:

The act of pooing many pebble-sized pieces during cold weather or the Winter season.

Johnny's toilet broke after having a shizzard.
"Dude, it's freezing out, my fault really, taking that shizzard earlier."

by JBravo11 October 10, 2011

Shizzard

a shitty blizzard, commonly occurs durring windstorms in fields with fresh fertilizer on it. Also can occur when you are caught in a port-a-john when it tips over, thus covering you in shit and making it appear as though you were caught in a shizzard

"Christ john you smell like shit, were you caught in a shizzard?

by kyle cuthbertson October 5, 2008

Shizzard

N. The combination of the terms 'shizzle' and 'wizard', meaning a cool person with magical abilities.

Not to be confused with the other definition of 'shizzard' meaning a shitty blizzard

The cocky rapper thought his rhymes were magical, thus calling himself the Shizzard.

by Shizzzard July 13, 2009

Slizzard Bag

When getting Slizzard. You have a bag with key essentials afterwards. The bag consists of a sleeping bag, toothpaste, toothbrush, and a pillow

I packed my slizzard bag, im ready to go

by crazykay87 December 3, 2010

Slizzard Trifecta

The act of consuming alcohol to the definite point of intoxication 3 days in a row. Most commonly Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

Dude Jon doesn't have class on Friday, I heard he is going for the slizzard trifecta

by Madtown Monstars March 10, 2011

get slizzard

getting drunk and/or high that you can hardly stand

Tonight I'm 'bout to get slizzard

by sosohood_nigga December 1, 2007