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Shitphones 

a really crappy pair of head phones that suck alot but you have no choice but to use them because you are a music addict
i was forced to use shitphones because my good headphones died on me.
Shitphones by muscaladdiction December 20, 2009
Words you can keep

Shitphones 

Earphones that come with a phone.
Why are you using shitphones? Just buy some normal ones.
Shitphones by Jakub_kovi March 15, 2015

shitholestan 

A.K.A. brazil or any of the countries alike where slave labor, colonial mentality and all that could be related is still part of daily living.
The way health care and labour laws & regulations talks have been heading to lately made me remember we are not very safe from becoming another Shitholestan.... Might as well go to Rio, deal cocaine, pimp ladies and become a physician if things do not change.
shitholestan by NêgoDoBoréu April 12, 2019

shiteholestan 

Unfortunatelly, I was born in shiteholestan.
shiteholestan by NêgoDoBoréu October 13, 2019

Shitholes 

You and your friends!
That is if you have any...
Sorry bud
You really are a group of shitholes mate!
Shitholes by I love your cum June 2, 2021
The excessive fart and shit noise one would hear in a public restroom.
I was at the urinal and all I could hear was the shitphony coming from the stall next to me.
Shitphony by SkilletDeHolmes October 12, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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