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shitwind 

Slang term in the through-the-earth radio industry.

Low frequency electromagnetic interference that results in a noisy communication link and introduces bit errors in transmissions, i.e. the shitwinds
Markus: I can't read the text messages you transmitted
Andrew: That's because the shitwinds are ablowin'
shitwind by eeeeeh January 25, 2013

shitwink 

A mentally impaired, transcendentally abrasive and pusillanimous white male of college age. Frequently intoxicated, boisterous and devoid of all social graces, a shitwink commonly (though not invariably) sports birdshit hair: that is, a heavily gelled, purposefully mussed coiffure, à la mode moderne. His physiognomy is distinctive: dull, vacant eyes coupled with a perpetual, rodentine snarl. In general bearing, his countenance has been likened to that of an "oily child molester" or a "closeted, men's room-haunting frot." His repertoire of vocalizations is limited; moreover, he is seldom heard unless in the presence of other shitwinks, in whose company he freely uses such standard calls as "beer me," "wooo yeah," and "aight." Nocturnal rounds of bestial yelping are also reported--apparently intended as a territorial "warning" to non-shitwinks. Beyond issuing social and territorial vocalizations, the shitwink's time is chiefly invested in the following three activities: 1.) imbibing alcohol; 2.) harassing his peaceable neighbors (an activity pursued only from within the safety of a shitpack and often under cover of darkness); and 3.) lording it over his shitbitch. When alone and exposed to daylight they are timid, quavering creatures. Commonly abbreviated "wink." Cf. "Shitneck"
"Hey, Bill, ain't that a shitwink?"

"Yeah, Melchizedek, that fellow is a shitwink."

"Please hand me that blade, Bill."

"Why, Mechizedek?"

"I'm gonna shank that facking 'wink!"

"Oh! Oh! May I please narc him with this rusty, jagged shiv--by way of a coup de grace?"

"Yes, you may, Bill."

shitfinder 

a map in Starcraft that used to be called "Pathfinder", but because of its "special" balance issues was quickly renamed by fans. -__-

more info @ liquipedia
1: Lol Hydra you have just been pwned by mech terran
2: wtf shitfinder imba --
shitfinder by Junezerg September 8, 2011

Shitinder 

can be used as a boys name or as a nice way to avoid swearing. Often cmmon among young freshmen girls.
"Oh shitinder!!! I forgot my book."
Shitinder by little mary j December 19, 2011

shitfinder 

Some one who tries to start Shit with people for no reason.
Guy:"What the fuck you lookin at"
Ki: "Your stupid, u have nothin else to do, you shitfinder"
shitfinder by Samtheman April 3, 2006

Shitinder 

can be used as a boys name or can be used as a replacement word for cusing. often used by young freshmen girls
"Oh shitinder! I left my book at school."
Shitinder by little nugget December 19, 2011
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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