Shit-shine

the act of wiping your shit on someone's belongings.

Julie pissed me off last night so I gave her car a nice, sloppy shit-shine before I left.

by Dr. Buttersmacks February 26, 2011

Shit, Shine, and Shave

The phrase used to tell someone that you are going to get ready for the day.

Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.

by Waylon520 August 27, 2011

you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.

delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 01, 2010

shining shit

When your shit is really shiny!!

Bob: URRRGH!
Billy:What the fuck is that!?!
Bob: it's my shining shit
Billy:wow !!!

by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! July 18, 2016