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Shit-shine by Dr. Buttersmacks February 26, 2011
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you can't shine shit
The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.
delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.
honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
you can't shine shit by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010
shit, shave, shower and shine
Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
shit, shave, shower and shine by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013
Shit, Shine, and Shave
Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.
Shit, Shine, and Shave by Waylon520 August 27, 2011
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shit shiner by Doughboymd January 14, 2014
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spitshine
when a woman is giving you oral sex and then you blow your jism in her mouth, she then proceeds to spit it out on your cock and give you a handjob.
spitshine by jack_black March 18, 2004
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