by Dr. Buttersmacks February 26, 2011
Get the Shit-shine mug.The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.
delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.
honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010
Get the you can't shine shit mug.Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013
Get the shit, shave, shower and shine mug.Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.
by Waylon520 August 27, 2011
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Get the shit stain shane mug.when a woman is giving you oral sex and then you blow your jism in her mouth, she then proceeds to spit it out on your cock and give you a handjob.
by jack_black March 18, 2004
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