shituba 

When you blow into your tuba so hard that you shit your pants ( and ur eyeballs almost pop out of your head).

I shitubaed myself yesterday trying to blow into my clogged tuba

shituba by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Shitbadger 

A useless person

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger

Shitbadger by T Q February 20, 2017

Shitubricant 

Also referred to as pooplube and crapstroglide. Used mostly in situations where natural vaginal lubricant is secreted, but does not meet the AMA (American Medical Association) requirements for vaginal penetration. A licensed medical professional makes a small incision between the vaginal wall and the anal wall causing a small leakage of fecal matter. This fecal matter mixed with the non compliant vaginal lubricant and makes a compliant and AMA recommended mixture call Shitubricant.

Her vagina was to dry and did not meet medical requirements for penetration. Now after the procedure her vagina is back and better than ever with shitubricant.

Shitubricant by Flippy McFlipperson August 20, 2011

Shitbangle 

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.

BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”

Shitbangle by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019

Shitbarn 

A prototype tank that appears famously in World of Tanks and War Thunder called the FV4005.

It's turret is shaped like a barn, with very little armor, housing a 183mm Gun that fires HESH, also known as 🅱️ESH.

It is decently fast but finds trouble aiming due to a lack of any elevation or depression of the gun.

It is basically a british KV-2.

That Shitbarn just nuked a fellow Progetto 46!

Shitbarn by Codex-Chaser May 2, 2022

Worthless Shitbag 

A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).

Trump the worthless shitbag lived in DC (To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea)

Worthless Shitbag by Bzone_truth June 15, 2018