nuked

When a underground file ripping crew purposely removes one or more archives of a release, rendering it useless.

*Nuked File* = I just downloaded 2 gigabytes for nothing, FUCK!

by I Just Juiced Your Fruit April 27, 2006

nuked

To be strong, muscularly fit, or in good shape.

Dude when I start going to the gym I'll be nuked!

by Turtle Mcfly April 27, 2014

nuked

What happens to something (or someone) that gets so utterly destroyed or blown up that, no matter what, cannot possibly be in any worse condition.

in other words, completely dicintigrated from existence.

player 1: dude, I used the shoop da whoop gun on it, and it disappeared.
player 2: u completely nuked it, dude.

by pr1nn13s September 7, 2009

nuked

being really fuckin stoned

um yo dude do i look nuked man??

by bobby thortin February 4, 2004

nuked

to get drunk and sexy.

"This bar is sweaty and I'm having fun. Yeah, I'm on my way to being NUKED.

by morleystinkah June 21, 2010

nuked

When your cell phone is unexpectedly blown up with an innumerable amount of texts.

Joe: When you were gone I heard your phone vibrating like crazy.

Bob: Wtf I was gone for five minutes and my phone got nuked...

by Cr4zyLif3 February 27, 2010

nuked

When you own someone SO much, and SO hard, that they have abosuletely NOTHING they could even POSSIBLY say back to you, to defend themselves.

Joe: I'm such a pimp! I got tons of hoes!
Bobby: Don't kid yourself, you used to let guys bang your butt out, remember the tape posted on the internet for everyone to see, of you getting ass-raped?
Joe: ..........
Jim: Bobby just nuked you dude.

by Seth Wall September 28, 2006