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Shawtyism 

hating on your significant other or your so called “shawty” for no particular reason
person 1: shut up dumbass

person 2: i didn’t even say anything

person 3: ayo, that’s shawtyism
Shawtyism by swaggy chad March 16, 2021

Shawtys like a melody 

That I can’t keep out got me singing like

Shawtys like a melody

Shawtison 

When a shawty reminds you of Thomas Eddison
"Ayo check out shawtison over there!"
Shawtison by J0kerFPS October 24, 2020

Shaftism 

In reference to the stylistic flairs of Akiyuki Shinbo and animation studio Shaft. Examples include abstract imagery, minimalistic artwork, live-action splicing, eclectic editing, head-tilts, fixation on character's eyes, vibrant and dynamic color palettes, stained glass, visual absurdism, etc.
Inexplicable head-tilts are my favorite Shaftism.

Shawtys like a melody 

Na na na na everyday it's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Shawtys like a melody

Shawnism 

The believe in Shawns; they have the power of seduction, anything sexual. The cult is also well know for being Big Pervs (shawns). Shawns are well known for writing shawn's name on objects of such tables, chairs, etc and drawing penises as well. Also they love to say and do anything disgusting. For example: " Imagine my cock going through your ass out ur mouth while my friend cums/ shits all over your face". Shawns also have a secret book like a bible; this "Bible" has many names but is ,mostly called "The Shawn Bible".

This cult is well known and has benefits
-makes you more Self confident
-you learn to be a pick up artist
-your more appealing and meet other shawns

Some bad things about this cult
-you may become annoying over time depending on the jokes you say
-People won't take you seriously (if you over do your pervertness
Dude 1: " Ohhh what are u drawing on the table?
Dude 2: "my Cock"

Dude 1: "ohh eww are you in shawnism?"
Dude 2: "Yeah its pretty sweet!"
Shawnism by Shawnism! April 9, 2011