Shineyism 

n.

Shineyism - Noun used to describe a form of ownage/pwnage added to a random word which, despite the best efforts of the composer, sounds like a complete sack of shit.

Man 1 -"Dude, I just got gayowned"
Man 2- "FFS you total retard, that's such a Shineyism"

Teabagowned
Deep heatown3d
Bummingowned

Shineyism by Hotdogsausageroll September 9, 2008

skinnyism 

A religion, soon to be common among Gen Z’s, with the belief of skinny legends. Gods like Roni Rodriguez and Mariah Carey are the more popular ones.

Gina: Why haven’t we seen you st church sweetheart?

Dianne: Well, I’ve converted into skinnyism after being convinced by Roni Rodriguez herself.

skinnyism by Azianricebowl December 28, 2018

Shiggyism 

a religion based off of shigaraki tomura from the anime my hero academia

we worship our crusty lord

Have you joined shiggyism yet

Shiggyism by Dizzy1111 November 12, 2020

Skinnyism 

Skinnyism is the religion where we follow the goddess: Mariah Carey and Rainy Rodriguez, who are believed to be the skinnyest legends to walk the face of this earth. A true skinnyest has to be able to know of by "heart living the dream" by rain Rodriguez to be a believer. They must perform this Infront of a skinty (the skinnyest religious leader) where they will be accepted and drink water and Co2 to help with the environment. Skinnyism is open to all different people as long as you Stan the two main goddess.

Sarah: I'm a Christian we worship Jesus, what religion do you believe in?

Jack: I'm part of skinnyism we worship Rainy Rodriguez and Mariah Carey.

Skinnyism by baddietingzt January 30, 2020

Shintoism 

Shintoism is a religion based in Japan and the Japanese culture. It's beliefs center mainly around the kami or the spirits. They believe in many of these spirits, and they also believe in worshiping and holding rituals and festivals for these spirits which they hold with honor and respect.

Followers of Shintoism hold loyalty and honor in high esteem.

Shintoism by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 4, 2010

shinerism 

When a woman looks fit from behind, but then turns around and proves to be anything but.

That woman over there has a really bad case of shinerism!

shinerism by Cool Dude September 28, 2004

Shinism 

An extreme devotion to your mom, your cats, and browsing Facebook all day long.

"Dude, I truly can't talk to you right now. I'm on Facebook looking at cat pics while talking to my mom in "Asian". All about the Shinism.

Shinism by Kheat77 June 11, 2018