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Shitty Show 

When a group of friends go out to drink alcoholic beverages, usually on a college campus, (i.e. Drexel University) and the evening is remembered through alcohol intake, hook-ups, and social highlights at breakfast/lunch the next morning, you have most likely been a Shitty Show. It can also be presented at one word: ShittyShow, to describe your state during the partying hours. To have the term apply to your particular behavior however you must: Have been loud, obnoxious and otherwise intolerably drunk, Have hooked up with numerous people or one random party-goer repeatedly throughout the night, At some point been running from any two points of interest for no apparent reason, and finally Have a completely spotted memory of the prior events. If that is you, you qualify as a ShittyShow. Congratulations.
"Oh my god Ali, You were such a Shitty Show last night..."
"This weekend we are going to be such a ShittyShow!!"
Shitty Show by BL4L January 14, 2007
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shitty shower 

When you take someones shower head off, shit in it, then put it back so that when they take a shower it makes for a shitty situation.
Mike I'm gonna shit in your shower head so you have a really shitty shower.
shitty shower by mattarkot June 18, 2011

shittyshop

When someone tries to "photoshop" a person or object into a picture but does a shitty job of doing it. Commonly done as a joke. Usually a result of using Microsoft Paint.
He shittyshopped his girlfriend in the picture after she got mad she wasn't invited
shittyshop by Natera January 24, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026