Shitfacetication is the state of being Shitfaceticated by the consumption of alcohol to a degree that
mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired. Common symptoms
may include slurred speech, impaired balance, poor coordination, reddened
eyes, hiccupping and undesirable sexual partners. Shitfacetication can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotion, ranging from anger, sadness, and depression to euphoria, lightheartedness and joviality. Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol
will lead to Shitfacetication.