shitsmart

Someone who overanalyses everything, unnecessarily curious about things.

Shashank accidentally stepped on cow dung. He wondered what it must be, so he touched it with his finger, then smelled it, and then licked it to know what it tasted like. He's really shitsmart.

shitsmart by sheshnaag October 8, 2026

shitmaster 

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

Shitmare 

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.

Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!

Shitmare by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011

shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.

Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.

shitfarter by Monkey McMurtelstein March 7, 2005

Shitfarted 

Shitfarted is another name for sharting. When you fart and you accidentally poop in your pants.

"You shitfarted in my shorts?!"

Shitfarted by Lnasty January 9, 2012

Shitheart 

To have a heart of shit. Being a all around bad person or a pussy.

"some shitheart broke into my car last night" "Just hop the fence you shitheart

Shitheart by GreenH March 7, 2011

shitsnatch 

vulgar. euphemism for the "male vagina." used to describe the anus of a gay man that is used for penetration during gay sexual intercourse.

When I saw that fine ass man I decided that my shitsnatch was open for business.

synonyms shitpussy, mussy, manpussy,

shitsnatch by linguistique_d'urbane September 20, 2009