shitsmack

A person whom you would assume eats shit.

My foreman is such a "shitsmack".

by aaron doyle February 13, 2008

Shitback

-noun
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's back and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

-verb
The act of producing a shitback

-adjective
Having characteristics of shitback.

See also shitleg and shitbaby

Oh no, the kid's got shitback!

Quick! Grab the change pad, he's shitbacking!

These diapers suck - he's all shitbacky.

by ochawan October 13, 2008

shitstalking

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.

He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019

ShitMac

When you get a free McDonald's Big Mac via mobile order deals, shit inside of it, and throw it at someone's front door.

Guy 1: I'm not hungry man, what are we gonna do with this Big Mac we got for free?
Guy 2: Let's make a ShitMac dude!
Guy 1: And throw it at Justin Johnson's door? Hell yeah!

by Styx13 May 1, 2018

shitcracker

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person

1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.

by niiien March 13, 2010

shitsnake

someone who goes behind your back, or you cant trust.

bri told his girlfriend everything you told him last nite.

what a little shitsnake !

by billyp01 September 10, 2010

shitstank

The smell a hobo makes.

"Your shitstank powers are overwhelming I'm shutting down now."

by Shin Mega December 14, 2008