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shitsnacker 

someone whose behavior is so vile and offensive that it can only be assumed that they consume a regular diet of feces
"They're posting record profits while jacking prices...talk about shitsnackers!"
"You cut me off...you SHITSNACKER!"
"Who pissed in her cheerios?"..."Nobody- she's like that everyday, a real shitsnacker"
shitsnacker by robert m stewart August 28, 2008

Shitstained Balls 

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.
Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."
Shitstained Balls by Slagwurm September 7, 2008

Shitstained

A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.
How was the bar yesterday?
I was absolutely shitstained last night.
Shitstained by Jagsh February 16, 2009

Shit Stacked 

so hammered drunk that one shits in his pants or on another object/person.
John was so shit stacked he woke up with a giant loaf of crap in his pants
Shit Stacked by dirty dick z March 23, 2009

shitstracted

When you have to poop so badly that you get distracted from whatever you are currently doing to go and shit.
After eating some Chipotle I was trying to tell Jacob about a dashing set of bitties I saw when I got shitstracted and left.

shittanked 

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!
shittanked by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006