Shitstained

A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.

How was the bar yesterday?
I was absolutely shitstained last night.

by Jagsh February 16, 2009

Shitstainer

A person with an unusually large buttocks and/or rectum that continually leaves fecal stains on the toilet seat after evacuating their bowels.

Don't go in there after Brian ... he's a fucking Shitstainer

by pcicc December 26, 2016

shitstain

A stain on a persons underwear from shit. This normally happens to a heavyset person.

This usually happens by:

1.) Farting too hard
2.) Not wiping after a soupy shit

This can be embarrassing.

Guy 1: LOL did you see that guys shitstain when he was changing!?
Guy 2: Yeah!! It was disgusting! He must have been farting too much.

by MarkMan641 November 26, 2011

shitstain

An utterly objectionable, despised individual, especially one whose personality is compounded by subnormal intelligence.

Lyle Wright is a shitstain on the ass of the human race. That sawed-off cum-sucking fuckhead would make a good cop.

by fingerman December 29, 2004

shitstain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.

quit smoking, it's bad for you and that shitstain looks like shit.

by chuckybubbles August 28, 2011

shitstain

A shitstain is a person who is so useless that they are less valuable than the stain left in your underwear when you fail to wipe well after taking a shit.

Codi is nothing more than a shitstain on society's boxers.

by ambador2 November 19, 2016

shitstain

One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.

Osama, you are such a shitstain.

by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006