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The best way to enjoy a dip of tobacco in which the user takes a dip while taking a shit. This may explain why a dipper takes 20+ minute shits. It is the most euphoric feeling since snorting cocaine off of a hooker's ass while watching Forrest Gump. The most favorable dips tend to be of (but not limited to) the Natural variety, including Copenhagen Southern Blend. It shall never include anything from the Longhorn brand of dips as I would rather lick a skunk's asshole than put that in my mouth.
Person 1: Justin has been on the shitter for over an hour! Do you think he fell in?

Person 2: No, he's taking a shitdip.
shitdip by cedar wood January 6, 2013
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John sucked Billy's cock...what a fucking shitdip
shitdip by evstein7 September 2, 2003
To take someone's personal belongings (coffee mug, eyeglasses, etc.) and dip it into the toilet after a shit and place the personal item back without notice.
He really pissed me off so I took his favorite travel mug and shitdipped it.
Shitdip by vulgar snowflake October 1, 2018
The complete opposite of a dipshit. Just kidding it’s absolutely the same. Someone who is so stupid that saying dipshit just won’t ever be enough.
Timmy: “I love cats because they remind me of pussy.”
RebeKa:”Stop being such a ShitDip Timmy boy.”
ShitDip by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018
A person who tends to talk about things without knowledge, and usually incorrectly (i.e. talks out of their ass), or generally speaking, an idiot.
"Nice try, shitlips. Too bad Jackie Wilson sings that song."
Shitlips by Colinito October 20, 2006
A domicile lacking in any sort of class, cleanliness, or quality. They can be easily recognized by the abundant mould, and other parasitic creatures. Shitdives are especially susceptible to floods and excessive roommates.
"Should we go to Mitch's tonight?"

"No, it's a real shitdive. It's totally sweatballs. Let's never talk to him again."
Shitdive by Mdogg 2Fresh February 4, 2007

shitdigger 

A gay male who enjoys anal sex and has a large penis
Hey Tommy, I heard Billy has a huge shitdigger
shitdigger by TheBlueDevil79 March 17, 2017
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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