Shitkin
When your sitting on the toilet taking a shit and you look up and get slapped in the face by a mondo Dukie that was stuck to the ceiling from the person before you.
Shitkin by 6Thgear280z August 15, 2017
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shitkin
a creature of the night that ventures out between the hours of 9pm and 4am, looking for mate to unleash her growler. Often goes for over three months without mating and can can be very aggressive at these time. Areas of the body tend to get sensitive, usually around the hind leg knee joints. touch with caution. not easy to train cannot usually be kept as a pet.
shitkin by anon98whatever November 10, 2011
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shitking • shitkin • shitkini • usual shitking • shit kink • Shit Kink Alley • shitfinger • shinking • shitin • Shikin
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shitting like a goose
Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
shitting like a goose by #1SMTX October 3, 2015
binge-shitting
After a particularly intense and protracted eating episode, I passed out during the binge-shitting phase.
binge-shitting by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018
shitting in stereo
a situation where, in a public bathroom with multiple stalls, two people in adjacent stalls are taking a pungent shit simultaneously, creating a collective smell from both stalls that leaks out of the bathroom and into the nearby hallway.
No, Malcolm, I will NOT shit in that stall. Do you not see the dude in the stall next to it laying a mud monkey? I am morally opposed to shitting in stereo -- mono or no go for me.
shitting in stereo by Peven glugh November 25, 2011
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