Shitkin

When your sitting on the toilet taking a shit and you look up and get slapped in the face by a mondo Dukie that was stuck to the ceiling from the person before you.

the fat guy before me in the bathroom just slapped me with a shitkin.

by 6Thgear280z August 15, 2017

shitkin

a creature of the night that ventures out between the hours of 9pm and 4am, looking for mate to unleash her growler. Often goes for over three months without mating and can can be very aggressive at these time. Areas of the body tend to get sensitive, usually around the hind leg knee joints. touch with caution. not easy to train cannot usually be kept as a pet.

Rarrr cuz theres a shitkin on heat over there go stroke its knees...

by anon98whatever November 10, 2011

Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

by jpg3 February 1, 2015

shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

binge-shitting

What naturally happens following binge-eating.

After a particularly intense and protracted eating episode, I passed out during the binge-shitting phase.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

shitting in stereo

a situation where, in a public bathroom with multiple stalls, two people in adjacent stalls are taking a pungent shit simultaneously, creating a collective smell from both stalls that leaks out of the bathroom and into the nearby hallway.

No, Malcolm, I will NOT shit in that stall. Do you not see the dude in the stall next to it laying a mud monkey? I am morally opposed to shitting in stereo -- mono or no go for me.

by Peven glugh November 25, 2011