Shitfinger 

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.

This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.

Shitfinger by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011

Shitfinger 

One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.

John Crick: Shitfinger!
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Shitfinger by TheEveryman May 16, 2009

Shitfinger 

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit

Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!

Shitfinger by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008

Shitfinger 

v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).

This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.

"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."

Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.

Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.

Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.

Shitfinger by SnacksCCM September 26, 2018

Shitfinger 

The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.

Anne's face was priceless when Ken gave her the Shitfinger before her wedding picture was taken.

Shitfinger by Fred Garvin MP February 12, 2009

Shitfinger 

A driver who impedes traffic flow because he or she has his or her fingers up the ass (either figuratively or actually)instead of on the wheel.

Move over Shitfinger, this is a 50 mph zone and you're blocking traffic doing 30.

Shitfinger by bardolino December 27, 2008

shitfinger 

A homosexual man, who wears a beret and dirty plimsoles.

Otherwise known as "fanny dodger."

You dirty infected little shitfinger!

Dont look at me like that you little shitfinger!

shitfinger by Peter McMillan April 2, 2008