shitkini 

This is what occurs when someone shits themself while wearing a diaper. This is most commonly executed by babies and senior citizens and can happen accidentally or intentionally. It absolutely must be a poop of high liquidity so that it covers the exact region normally covered by a bikini bottom.

When I brought that old lady home from the dive bar I was pleasantly surprised that she had her shitkini on. Once I took off her diaper I didn't even need to lube up to slip m'dick right on in.

shitkini by wordman55 January 12, 2014

usual shitking 

A colloquial phrase used to describe something tiring, overdone and often unpleasant.

Taken from the title of mashcore producer Renard's 2012 track of the same name.

"David was up to his usual shitking as always."

usual shitking by deadass79 July 1, 2019

shitking 

The king off all things shitty.

HEY, i AM THE SHITKING OF FUCK MOUNTAIN

shitking by Alomar January 26, 2005

Shitinist 

One who defecates in abundance.

...dis mark da fif time I try ta use da damn crappa, never damn time I go in there, Jamal be sittin' on the shitter. He da shitinist ma fucker I ever seen.

Shitinist by Boph Yall January 17, 2011

shitfinity 

An overwhelming amount of shit. A shitload many times over.

Etymology:

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
|
|---> shit times infinity
|
|----> shitfinity.

Shitfinity!

I have a shitfinite amount of work to get done by yesterday.

To shitfinity and beyond!

shitfinity by Refried February 22, 2004

Shitkin 

When your sitting on the toilet taking a shit and you look up and get slapped in the face by a mondo Dukie that was stuck to the ceiling from the person before you.

the fat guy before me in the bathroom just slapped me with a shitkin.

Shitkin by 6Thgear280z August 15, 2017

shitfinity 

The actual name of Comcast's television, internet, and telephone service. The beloved cable company, widely respected for its honesty and top-notch customer service, was just trying to give its product an accurate name. However, customer complaints about the obscenity soon forced them to censor the name to "xfinity". Sometimes stylized as SHITFINITY®.

After his bill nearly doubled, Dave spent over an hour on hold determined to cancel his Comcast SHITFINITY®, but once the service rep. finally answered she simply refused to let him cancel it.

shitfinity by Chuuupa July 23, 2016