Shitflake

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

Shitflake

A Romantic term for the love of your life, refering to her beautiful brown hair and her ravishing appearence. The female called 'Shitflake' is usually the coolest person in the entire world FACT!

boy, "That girl amy, she's my shitflake, I love her"

by MissCirce November 23, 2009

Shitflake

A person that typically emmits cancerous energy and is toxic to have around

Some internet feminists really are shitflakes

by Average man with common sense July 28, 2018

shitflake

an insulting term for one you dislike, said by emotional people.
word that creates amusement to people i.e. skybO and flexi SheZ

"go eat shitflakes with secret sauce you fuktard"

by cheriẹ July 18, 2005

shitfacedbook

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitfacested

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

by shitfacested October 10, 2011

Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019