Shitflake
The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.
Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004
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Shitflake
Shitflake by Average man with common sense July 28, 2018
shitflake
an insulting term for one you dislike, said by emotional people.
word that creates amusement to people i.e. skybO and flexi SheZ
word that creates amusement to people i.e. skybO and flexi SheZ
shitflake by cheriẹ July 18, 2005
shitfacedbook
To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008
shitfacested
shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.
shitfacested by shitfacested October 10, 2011
Matthew Shitaker
A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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