shitcoil

The water that hits your butt when a large amount of poop hits the water.

Dude i had a major shitcoil last night.

by notorious RWT April 21, 2013

shitcoiner

Individuals who either through ignorance or malice, accumulate and/or promote worthless digital tokens. Many shitcoiners lack knowledge in the areas of Austrian economics, protocol scaling layers, game theory, and ethics. Many are prone to emotional outbursts when exposed to reason or tough questions regarding their heavy bags. Pastimes include having fun staying poor, and creating definitions for Bitcoin maximalists on Urban Dictionary.

Steve ignored Bitcoin for years and feels like he missed the boat, despite his bitcoiner friends trying to get him to stack sats repeatedly. To make up for lost time he jumped on Coinbase and bought every low cap coin in hopes it will one day be the "next" Bitcoin. Steve is a total shitcoiner.

by BTC Sessions August 16, 2021

Shitcoin

A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.

There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.

by Tatsuman May 7, 2018

Shitfoil hat

Designed and engineered by Gabe Newelll it was designed to protect the user from microwaves that are being emitted from the HAARP transmitter and chemtrails that are rampant in the air it will also protect from drones and this prick Obama who is running the country this crack smoking faggot Obama who is trying to run our country into the ground the Shitfoil hat will protect the user and the rest of the Valve fan base if you don't wear you will become apart of the zombie civilization.

He will buy a Shitfoil hat

by gapeing October 3, 2019

shit coil

the act of cutting out the inside of a telephone book, taking a shit in it and hiding it, or replacing it in someones house, only for it to be found later either because they need to use the phone book or due to the rotten shit smell; a fraternity prank as described above

To get revenge on the rival fraternity, Shawn decided to shit coil them at their party last weekend.

by dreddie October 28, 2008

Shitcoin

A cryptocurrency with no utility or unique features.

There's nothing special about Ripple, it's a shitcoin!

by manzo porelli April 24, 2018

shitcool

super fucking badass.

transcends the meaning behind the words "shit" and "cool" on their own.

Iron Man is the shitcool version of Batman.

You wish you were as shitcool as iTunz.

by PrepslutBallerbitchbiJankajank May 14, 2013