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Shitfoil hat 

Designed and engineered by Gabe Newelll it was designed to protect the user from microwaves that are being emitted from the HAARP transmitter and chemtrails that are rampant in the air it will also protect from drones and this prick Obama who is running the country this crack smoking faggot Obama who is trying to run our country into the ground the Shitfoil hat will protect the user and the rest of the Valve fan base if you don't wear you will become apart of the zombie civilization.
He will buy a Shitfoil hat
Shitfoil hat by gapeing October 3, 2019

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

Shitbilly 

White Trash. Worse than a hillbilly. Performs manual labor for a living. Likes NASCAR. Drinks Keystone Ice. Smokes Marlboro Reds.
Zach: "Man did you see Jerry's cousin?"
Daniel: "Yeah that guys a fuckin Shitbilly!"
Shitbilly by Dmmaline December 16, 2008

shitbowl 

A shitbowl is just a vulgar slang term for a toilet.
Clean the shitbowl!!!
shitbowl by Craig Johnson June 26, 2008

whirling down the shitbowl 

Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.
Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.

Shitbail 

Shitbailing is a delicate process of running as fast as one can away from an awkward situation. One must call out Shitbail! before running.
When a man is having sexual relations with a female for the fun of it, believing there are no strings attached and the female asks to "Take it to the next level." (having a relationship that might mean something) the man must proceed to shout out "SHITBAIL" as loud as possible and run the hell away.
Shitbail by Ben and Paul July 24, 2008