shitcola

Drugged and alcoholic soda

SOMEONE:DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

WTF IS DIS COLA

CHAD:SHITCOLA

by Komobokho tongoko July 21, 2023

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Holy Shitola

An exclamation of surprise.

Holy Shitola it's cold outside!

by pcook June 22, 2012

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An extremely rare dialect of English known only to be spoken by a single living person in the town of Wareham, Massachusetts. It is a highly distinctive speech that is incomprehensible to the average American due to the rushed nature of its delivery. When spoken properly, everyday English words mash together in a way that can only be understood by a handful of people in the world.

"Dude, you're speaking Shittolato again. I have no idea what you just said."

by Nik Outchcunis November 10, 2008

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Shitclapper

Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.

Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."

by MntyTnt January 11, 2015

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shitcolt

A slang term used for when a male has a giant penis (a.k.a. "Hung like a horse" for the COLT in the word) and he shoves the fully erect state into the rectum all at once, causing all of the fecal matter to either be smeared all onto the penis or pushing it back farther into toe body causing pain to the female or male.

Guy: Did you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, but that shitcolt hurt like a son of a bitch!

by COLTZ-ONE July 28, 2008

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