shitcolt 

A slang term used for when a male has a giant penis (a.k.a. "Hung like a horse" for the COLT in the word) and he shoves the fully erect state into the rectum all at once, causing all of the fecal matter to either be smeared all onto the penis or pushing it back farther into toe body causing pain to the female or male.

Guy: Did you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, but that shitcolt hurt like a son of a bitch!

shitcolt by COLTZ-ONE July 28, 2008

shitcopter

A source of frustration. One who hurls feces in all directions, as would a helicopter with rotor blades covered in shit.

Received at the email center of a major game center: "When are you shitcopters going to bring the signup page back up? I'd kinda like to start playing."

shitcopter by Blueman November 9, 2004

shitcoat 

When someone brings you non-bad news, or makes a statement, but then say it in a rude or a slick way, so then it sounds like an insult.

Guy #1: "Well, well, well. Looks like somebody's momma finally took them shopping."
Guy #2: "Bra, are you trying to say you like my fit?"
Guy #1: "You know me so well."
Guy #2: "Yeah. I know you like to shitcoat everything."

shitcoat by wordofthedayeverydayandallday March 12, 2010

Shitcoat 

An offensive and laughably awful item of clothing that defines an entire look e.g. Jose Mourinho, Mac's Duster, the entire East 17 Christmas thing and Sunraged's white monstrosity.

"There's no way that's a pen"
"The referee is not having that"
"Ah look, now Mourinho's going fucking bananas"

"FUCK OFF SHITCOAT"

Shitcoat by Captain Mauser January 8, 2022

shitcloth 

a dirty oshawa Cocaine Snorting fake as bitch named Suzanne Norris. You can find people like this Downtown Oshawa high on Cocaine, notice the red nose and sore back they are always complainging about, and lack of money due to this nasty habbit. They try to cover it up by saying they have a cold.

Hey, have you seen Suzanne lately? she's looking like a shitcloth these days, she rea;y needs to lay off the cocaine.

shitcloth by Suzanne N December 24, 2008

shitcloth 

a dirty oshawa Cocaine Snorting fake as bitch . You can find people like this Downtown Oshawa high on Cocaine, notice the red nose and sore back they are always complainging about, and lack of money due to this nasty habbit. They try to cover it up by saying they have a cold.

"Hey, have you seen Suzanne lately? she's looking like a shitcloth these days, she really needs to lay off the cocaine."

shitcloth by dirtyoshawa December 24, 2008

shitcola 

Drugged and alcoholic soda

SOMEONE:DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

WTF IS DIS COLA

CHAD:SHITCOLA

shitcola by Komobokho tongoko July 21, 2023