Definitions by Ayj

Chet 

Large mass of turd that is shaped in a mound like fashion, often rising above the toilet water before flushing and incapable of being flushed without assistance. Genesis of term is from the movie Weird Science, where Bill Paxton's character is turned into a talking mound of crap.

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! This fucking Chet won't flush.

Chet by Ayj August 2, 2006

shitberg 

large mounded mass of turd that has so amply filled the toilet that a portion of the turd has risen above toilet water level, with the greater part of its bulk under the water, often inducing pride and relief in the deliverer

Hey everyone, come and take a look at my shitberg!

shitberg by Ayj August 1, 2006