shit flaps 

arse hole with over defined lips ( ie andrew pickles aka c.u.n.t)

shut it shit flaps

shit flaps by andy pickles February 22, 2009

Shit Flaps 

A derogatory term used when someone finds themselves in an unfortunate situation. Often paired with the words Holy and Fucking.

Dave: look what happened when i dipped my cock in sulphuric acid.

Bob: HOLY FUCKING SHIT FLAPS!

Shit Flaps by Gerbert_Miller January 12, 2009

shit flap 

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".

BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"

shit flap by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008

shit flap 

a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth's fat-pie.com this guy is a genius

ur such a fucking SHIT FLAP!

shit flap by rob April 26, 2005

shit flap 

A metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. The flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.

A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.

"I say, Thomas, would you be so kind as to pass over a stoker, I have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the shit flap".

shit flap by Eliott Remington IV April 13, 2006

shit flap 

Someone who will not stop talking bullshit and lies.

When he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a shit flap.

shit flap by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.

Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

Sloppy Finger Shit Flap by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011