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shit cricker 

someone who lives or used to live down by the crick...which is a small river/stream in kirksville MO. more of an insult than a redneck because they stink something fierce.
person #1: he lives over by pc mills park.
person #2: oh...so he's a shit cricker.
shit cricker by sadie phoenix January 31, 2009

Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces
This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!
Shit cricket by Loaftard August 12, 2018

shit cricker 

A person of low to no income, usually lives in section 8 or HUD approved government housing. It is not uncommon for such people to have more children than they do teeth, because they spawn like rabbits in order to get welfare and spend it on Meth.

Rumored to have originated from Kirksville MO.
*Sees a family of 10 in ill-fitting clothes , all 8 kids are screaming, running around like animals and the parents look like they're in desperate need of a dental appointment"

Me: Oh hey look, shit crickers!

Shit Chicken 

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.
Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.
Shit Chicken by Poop Guru February 21, 2011

shit chicken 

completely greasy messy chicken that u mostly get from morleys. u kno its unhealthy u kno itll giv u heart problems .u kno its shit
but ull be fucked if u stop eating it .
"shit man, got the fucking munchies"
"go morleys get some shit chicken,itll be peng"
shit chicken by Jdawgthecool January 21, 2009

shit cricker whore 

A lying, malevolent, deceitful whore from Kirksville, MO, that sleeps with men in or around Kirksville, MO in order to receive a drug that they do not have the avenues to obtain. These drugs can vary but in most cases it is typically called "Shake and Bake" which is a slang term/different type for Methamphetamine. They most commonly sleep around groups of friends while bouncing from one to the next and end up becoming addicted to being a shit cricker whore.
Hey, do you want to hit up that shit cricker whore tonight?
shit cricker whore by KVCG April 27, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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