shit cricken' 

Pissing in somebody's asshole

I was with this girl after wings and yuengs and got busy shit cricken'.

shit cricken' by 462dafuck November 17, 2011

shit cricker 

someone who lives or used to live down by the crick...which is a small river/stream in kirksville MO. more of an insult than a redneck because they stink something fierce.

person #1: he lives over by pc mills park.
person #2: oh...so he's a shit cricker.

shit cricker by sadie phoenix January 31, 2009

Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces

This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!

Shit cricket by Loaftard August 12, 2018

shit cricker 

A person of low to no income, usually lives in section 8 or HUD approved government housing. It is not uncommon for such people to have more children than they do teeth, because they spawn like rabbits in order to get welfare and spend it on Meth.

Rumored to have originated from Kirksville MO.

*Sees a family of 10 in ill-fitting clothes , all 8 kids are screaming, running around like animals and the parents look like they're in desperate need of a dental appointment"

Me: Oh hey look, shit crickers!

shit cricker by BelzebubOnTheLam June 13, 2016

Shit Chicken 

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.

Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.

Shit Chicken by Poop Guru February 21, 2011

shit chicken 

completely greasy messy chicken that u mostly get from morleys. u kno its unhealthy u kno itll giv u heart problems .u kno its shit
but ull be fucked if u stop eating it .

"shit man, got the fucking munchies"
"go morleys get some shit chicken,itll be peng"

shit chicken by Jdawgthecool January 21, 2009

shit cricker whore 

A lying, malevolent, deceitful whore from Kirksville, MO, that sleeps with men in or around Kirksville, MO in order to receive a drug that they do not have the avenues to obtain. These drugs can vary but in most cases it is typically called "Shake and Bake" which is a slang term/different type for Methamphetamine. They most commonly sleep around groups of friends while bouncing from one to the next and end up becoming addicted to being a shit cricker whore.

Hey, do you want to hit up that shit cricker whore tonight?

shit cricker whore by KVCG April 27, 2014