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Pissing in somebody's asshole

I was with this girl after wings and yuengs and got busy shit cricken'.

shit cricken' by 462dafuck November 17, 2011

Words you can keep

shit cricker

someone who lives or used to live down by the crick...which is a small river/stream in kirksville MO. more of an insult than a redneck because they stink something fierce.

person #1: he lives over by pc mills park.
person #2: oh...so he's a shit cricker.

shit cricker by sadie phoenix January 31, 2009

Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces

This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!

Shit cricket by Loaftard August 12, 2018

shit cricker

A person of low to no income, usually lives in section 8 or HUD approved government housing. It is not uncommon for such people to have more children than they do teeth, because they spawn like rabbits in order to get welfare and spend it on Meth.

Rumored to have originated from Kirksville MO.

*Sees a family of 10 in ill-fitting clothes , all 8 kids are screaming, running around like animals and the parents look like they're in desperate need of a dental appointment"

Me: Oh hey look, shit crickers!

shit cricker by BelzebubOnTheLam June 13, 2016

Shit Chicken

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.

Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.

Shit Chicken by Poop Guru February 21, 2011

shit chicken

completely greasy messy chicken that u mostly get from morleys. u kno its unhealthy u kno itll giv u heart problems .u kno its shit
but ull be fucked if u stop eating it .

"shit man, got the fucking munchies"
"go morleys get some shit chicken,itll be peng"

shit chicken by Jdawgthecool January 21, 2009

shit cricker whore

A lying, malevolent, deceitful whore from Kirksville, MO, that sleeps with men in or around Kirksville, MO in order to receive a drug that they do not have the avenues to obtain. These drugs can vary but in most cases it is typically called "Shake and Bake" which is a slang term/different type for Methamphetamine. They most commonly sleep around groups of friends while bouncing from one to the next and end up becoming addicted to being a shit cricker whore.

Hey, do you want to hit up that shit cricker whore tonight?

shit cricker whore by KVCG April 27, 2014

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026