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A cricket that lives in feces
This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!
by Loaftard August 12, 2018
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A Pearson who is so retarded they shit like a cricket and fuck dogs cause they from alabamer yee yee
Iā€™m a dumb lil shit cricket and I fuck my cousins . Well bubba bend me over and call me a shit cricket
by Yee yee boi March 06, 2019
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