Jdawgthecool's definitions

Grimbleship

A grimbleship is a plutonic relationship which is spawned though two ppl having met for the first time and Grimbling.

Awww Elliott has such a good Grimbleship with Katie i mean uv gotta be freinds after having ur tongue down her throat for that long

by Jdawgthecool July 6, 2009

Overaged

Old women who think they're hot and think they're totall Milfs but they're not theyre just Overaged, Old and haggered

Cameron Diaz looks so overaged nowadays but did u see her in the Mask. i just had a Bruce Willis

by Jdawgthecool July 6, 2009

Millie

(verb)Meaning to have sex with or engage in intercourse with. but also entails doing something dirty.

"Man that girls so fit, she'd get Millie'd. seriously i would millie her anywhere any time"

by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009

No heredge-Thomas

A standard with which to compare. this scale works with anyone and can never trully be beaten

"Man that girls fit"
"pfft i guess, but shes no heredge-thomas"

by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009

Cold Pussy

To go Cold pussy is the state like cold turkey when a young man has not recieved any puntang in so long that his body is starting to go into remission. its a horrible painful time when a man get despaerate and clingy to anything he can get his hands on. he must be careful who he touches for when this state passes he is likely to regrett what he's done

Jdawg: dude i need some puntang and quick
Ninja_E: why man what's up
Jdawg:im fucking going Cold pussy

Ninja_E:don't do anything or go anywhere im coming over, make sure u dn't do anything u'll regrett
Jdawg: i guarantee nothing

by Jdawgthecool May 25, 2009

Steve Irwin syndrome

This is the classic signs of tempting fate catagorized by Steve irwin. its tv hosts and other crazy ppl who spend their lives tempting fate swiming with sharks, living in the wilderness, visiting the most dangerous gangs of the world. this syndrome simply is that eventually they will lose to fate. Steve irwin to be exact and end up dead. Ppl who might eventually fall prey to this Ross kemp, Bear grylls, Ray mears

"Dude Bear grylls totally got mauled by a bear"
"how fricking ironic is that "
"ah well he tempting fate "
"yh classic Steve Irwin syndrome"

by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009

The FML Game

Occurs in real life,msn or other social networking sites. where one person will come out with a statement such as "FML my dog shat on my bed"

this will then insight the FML game in which everyone will compete as to why their lifes more shit

"FML my dog shat on my bed"
"well FML my mum threw my PS3 out the window"
"well FML i broke both my legs"
"Fuck you all my internets down, No porn for a week"
"woh dude you win the FML game"
"yh man shit fuck your life "
"id totally just kill myself"

by Jdawgthecool October 15, 2009