Jdawgthecool's definitions

Brutus

A good freind who betrays u in some way
being it with the ladies
or noobing u on Cod4


"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "
"i didnt see your name on it "

"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "
"i didnt see your name on it "

by Jdawgthecool January 8, 2009

Steve Irwin syndrome

This is the classic signs of tempting fate catagorized by Steve irwin. its tv hosts and other crazy ppl who spend their lives tempting fate swiming with sharks, living in the wilderness, visiting the most dangerous gangs of the world. this syndrome simply is that eventually they will lose to fate. Steve irwin to be exact and end up dead. Ppl who might eventually fall prey to this Ross kemp, Bear grylls, Ray mears

"Dude Bear grylls totally got mauled by a bear"
"how fricking ironic is that "
"ah well he tempting fate "
"yh classic Steve Irwin syndrome"

by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009

frendz zone

frendz zone is wen ur getting kinda romantic with a girl but u wait to fucking long to make a move. watch out bitches ur in the frends zone. she'll keep talking to u and mildly flirting with u. but there will be no touching and u get to hear about all the other guys she'd like to plough.
beware the frendz zone.

yh me and monica were getting close u kno getting ready to hit that . waited to fuckin long man now she wont shut the fuck up about that david cunt. im officially in the frendz zone .

by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009

Marty McFly Complex Type 2

Despite all logic and reason you go after the hardest longest guy/girl on the market. even tho many other fine young specimen have made it clear they would be up for a bit of the old In out in out. Relates to marty mcfly complex original strain coz instead of doing the simple pride forces u to take the long road even its more hazardous.

"Doc what the fucks wrong with me, im on dis loooong chic, dnt even think she likes me."
"then why are u with her my good man. isnt that fine young lady, Ellie giving u the eye "
"yh but this chic'll be worth it someday"
"seems to me like you've got Marty McFly Complex Type 2"
"no shit sherlock"

by Jdawgthecool March 24, 2009

No heredge-Thomas

A standard with which to compare. this scale works with anyone and can never trully be beaten

"Man that girls fit"
"pfft i guess, but shes no heredge-thomas"

by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009

Rule 17

Rule 17
always make sure they're dead

"ah that mother fucker shot me, already put a fucking clip in that asshole"
"Rule 17....fool shoulda made sure that bihotch was dead "

by Jdawgthecool April 23, 2009

Skins NOOB

Based on the british tv show skins and all there wild parties
a skins noob is someone who in the middle of a party will say
"OMG its like skins "
to which everyone will look at that person and will then be beaten down.
aka michael fowler

"shit,man this parties sick "
"yh man its like a skins party"
"i cant actually beleive u just sed that u fucking skins noob"

by Jdawgthecool March 24, 2009