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blistered shishito
When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three
Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
blistered shishito by gameshow willie August 22, 2018
Toki wo, saishido shiro!
that one badass fucking line that Diavolo/King Crimson says when he was about to cancel TE and yeet Polnareff to the side
Toki wo, saishido shiro! by ofrfr October 11, 2020
Shishihoohoo
A place where the elaboration of figure x - u =me makes up the whole half of z expenditure of market supply to the Albert Einstein law of figuration of Manchester United. That's why Albert Einsteins had Paul Pogba working for him
Shishihoohoo by Ebrahim.A December 30, 2020
Shishito
Substitution for the word shit when kids are around, especially when referring to the act of “shitting”.
While watching TV in the living room with his family, Dan said to his wife “I’ll be right back, I have to take a shishito!” While in the presence of young Darryn, who is 6 years old and becomes confused and asks, “What’s a shishito?”. The older children smile and laugh, having some good family fun. “Oh, you’ll figure it out one day”, says Dan, then proceeds to the downstairs toilet (so that the smell doesn’t disrupt the family gathering) to drop a bomb.
Shishifonfon
Shishifonfon by Currentlove March 29, 2023
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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