Shishito
Substitution for the word shit when kids are around, especially when referring to the act of “shitting”.
While watching TV in the living room with his family, Dan said to his wife “I’ll be right back, I have to take a shishito!” While in the presence of young Darryn, who is 6 years old and becomes confused and asks, “What’s a shishito?”. The older children smile and laugh, having some good family fun. “Oh, you’ll figure it out one day”, says Dan, then proceeds to the downstairs toilet (so that the smell doesn’t disrupt the family gathering) to drop a bomb.
