When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.
steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
by thecatan March 22, 2012
What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.
by dogs_be_poopin November 2, 2018