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Chiptease 

They're such a chiptease, those things *tuts*
Chiptease by Rose'n'Dolls August 11, 2011

Chiptease 

"Grandmama said our special Chiptease is a secret from Mama and Papa. She says I get gummy bears after. I like gummy bears!"
Chiptease by Lostmountainsmaneat December 31, 2023

Chintense 

of an extreme kind; very great, as in strength, keenness, severity, or the like. Being far greater in magnitude then the comparatively lesser "intense"
Don't be so chintense mate, it's just a game

Why are you so chintense all the time just settle down
Chintense by BORGY_88 February 27, 2010

Clittease 

A man who likes to lead women on with hints that they could possibly have sex with him, even though he has no intention of ever engaging in sexual intercourse with them.
As he unbuttoned his shirt, then turned off his webcam, Kerry said, "Oh you're such a clittease".
Clittease by Peaky69 September 11, 2009

Crisptease 

Omg! There are only 6 crisps in my bag - what a crisptease!
Crisptease by Blobaela August 17, 2011

chipoltease 

Someone who tells you they are going to Chipotle but then doesn't even offer to bring you any of the delicious goodness.
"Kendra can be such a Chipoltease, she made a point of telling me she was getting a Carnitas Bol for lunch but didn't even ask if I wanted one myself!!"
chipoltease by Maniak September 3, 2007
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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