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sanitease 

Somebody who only washes their hands when there is somebody else present in the bathroom. This person would even go as far as to tear off a paper towl and pretend to dry their hands while exiting a public restroom.
Jack: "You think that guy actually washed his hands."
Brian: "Probably not. He's such a sanitease."
sanitease by Chuckd April 6, 2006

Snipeabetes 

A disease in which only a blessed few have. It is unfortunate, not for the diagnosed, but for the people whom the diagnosed happens to be playing hockey against on any given day. Symptoms include numerous goals which occur c-bar down/post and in, and scoring goals which the goalie still has yet to see.
1: Dude. Did you see Steve Yzerman's double ot goal last night on John Casey?
2: Yeah. That was a rocket, C-bar down.
1: He's got snipeabetes.
Snipeabetes by Tanner. May 16, 2008

striptease

The art of seductively removing ones clothing to provide pleasure/entertainment for other(s).
I did a striptease for my sisters fiance the night of his bachelor party.
striptease by Belinda November 5, 2004

scriptease 

Excessive sexual tension without the eventual sex within a book or film.
Jane Austen was a scriptease artist. All that drama and for what? It's not like they're going to DO anything to one another; the English upper class reproduced through division back then, like amoeba.
scriptease by Scheherazade October 2, 2007

sanitease 

A person who only washes their hands in a public bathroom when other people are present with them.
A study shows that 80% of Americans do not wash their hands when they are alone in a public bathroom. They are known as saniteases.
sanitease by ChuckD April 23, 2006

shittease 

holding in a bowel movement for a certain length of time and when the moment of release comes the need to poop has diminished
dude i had to dump all day, then i finally got home and i was completely shitteased.
shittease by Roux and Jd December 28, 2005