shipsmast 

When one gets out of a moving vehicle from the window onto the roof and continues to slide down to the hood of the car, and, if daring enough, stands up.

A: Remember Josh?
B: Yeah, that crazy bastard, what about him?
A: He died last week playing shipsmast.

shipsmast by schnapple December 25, 2007

shitmaster 

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

Shipmating 

To call a junior sailor over to where your standing or sitting with the intent of jacking him/her up (yelling at him/her) for a minor offense. The person shipmating must use a "come here" motion with their hand by opening and closing it in rapid succession. Shipmating is normally done only by senior enlisted (Chief Petty Officer) sailors.

One can "shipmate" multiple people/things at a time by holding up both arms and possibly a leg.

The shipmate may actually be anyone or anything. Drunk Chief's have been known to shipmate signs, coffee cups, beer bottles, or prostitutes.

Background: In the U.S. Navy the term "shipmate" is seen as mostly derogatory in nature. Normally one is only called shipmate when they are in trouble or have done something wrong. The term shipmating was coined to describe the act when a Chief jacks up a sailor by calling him shipmate and motioning for him to present himself by the "come here" motion with his hand.

That Chief just shipmated those sailors for shopping in their work uniform. He's really getting his shipmating down, I watched him jack up 20 sailors today.

"Hey, do you guys want to go shipmating today?" "We can jack some dudes up down at the Navy Exchange (department store)".

Shipmating by esleven April 28, 2011

shipmate

the nautical term for asshole, meant to be demeaning.

What the fuck are you doing shipmate

shipmate by EmFA December 24, 2008

shisaster 

when something is beyond a disaster. The absolute worst possible thing happening.

My best friend found out I slept with her fiance the night before her wedding. It was a shisaster!

shisaster by adjowah January 4, 2006

shipmate

Derogitory term for someone of low rank in the US Navy. Used when trying to get the attention of someone or to correcting a supposed mistake.

Give me your f**king liberty card shipmate!

shipmate by Plew June 9, 2005

shipmate

A term of "endearment" used by Navy personnel with each other, but used to annoy people who hate the Navy.

Hey shipmate, whatcha eating for chow?

shipmate by Nancylicious October 12, 2006