Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in
India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the
dangerous build up of
waste.
"Hey, I'm not sitting around that
guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some
weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"