shinky shonk 

A shinky shonk is someone who is dumb and cannot complete tasks in a simple manner

Oh Erin stop being a shinky shonk, just ask him out already

shinky shonk by Lilsypop01011 March 15, 2017

Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd 

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.

Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking

Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd by Exiled Ninja of the Forests March 3, 2014

shink shank 

A much easier and pleasant way to say masturbation so that you can say it comfortably with friends and in public.

Bro mah legs were painin afta da gym. But two sessions of shink shank made me feel better.

shink shank by Gandalf the straight January 2, 2017

Shanky Shank 

A FUCKING God

Dude, that guy is such a Shanky Shank

Shanky Shank by Shanky Shank May 21, 2018

shonky

Of poor or low quality.

That work he did was so shonky, I can't believe he actually put his name on it.

Not to be confused with "Wonky", which means much the same thing, but typically refers to structures, such as buildings, walls, etc.

shonky by Alex Smith-Ryland November 16, 2005

shonky

A compound word from the two terms 'shocking' and 'wonky' meaning that something is so bad or precarious that it is actually shocking. Can also be changed into the adverb shonkily

That is a really shonky piece of construction.
He did that plastering shonkily.

shonky by geejaygee December 23, 2004

shonky

Dishonest, disreputable

The Australian Securities and Investment Commission advises, "See our information sheet INFO 26, 'Don’t get burned,' for tips on avoiding shonky operators and fly-by-night companies."

shonky by recordlady April 5, 2010