shinjing

V. From the infinitive 'Shinj' which refers to an erotic maneuver whereby one visits a loved one in the hospital, and lightly fondles them while masturbating at their bedside in the dead of night. In order to qualify as a 'True Shinjing' the act is traditionally followed up with a ceremony in which the shinjer should stare at their shinjing hand for at least eight and half seconds, 9 seconds in the UK, and at any point within this duration complete a whispering chant that is constituted thustly: 'I'm so fucked up...'

When I sent you that image of Arthur the Aardvark's right hand covered in syrup with the subtitle "i'm so fucked up..." it was meant to imply that the shinjing that was occuring what metaphorical in that I would be blowing my load spiritually by showing this girl MiSide the hit video game on our first date.

by Zarkator January 8, 2025

shining east

To be curious about gay anal sex.

You could tell the new guy was shining east by the way he looked at other men.

by Frutti Tutti June 13, 2016

Shining Force

A relatively niche strategy RPG series which was among the first Sega console titles to sell over a million copies. Lesser known in the western world, but nonetheless has a dedicated following.
The Shining Force series is a subseries of the "Shining Series", which includes other styles of RPG, and yet maintains story consistency/crossovers throughout the original titles.
Recent additions to the series have not been so well received, but nonetheless the series is alive and growing in popularity as always.

Shining Force is great!

by Lady Moogie G.o.a.t.S. September 17, 2005

rise 'n' shining

a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”

I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

Shining dragon

To lodge three "D" cell batteries in your anus, either as a defensive measure or because you can.

Whilst in jail, the new guy used the shining dragon to impress the other inmates at shower time. He learnt the maneuver from a cheesy black and white Hentai magazine.

by Eric Othelwaite July 28, 2016

Shining Finger

A technique used by Shining Gundam, in which the Gundam's hand glows and becomes able to crush a gundam's head with ease.

Teased as being a sexual move, when it is really not at all.

Domon Kashuu:"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Shining Finger!"

*Grabs gundam head and crushes it like paper*

by Zaku56 October 17, 2008

knight in shining lycra

heroic homosexual

i couldnt do anything with my hair until eric my hairdresser came like a knight in shining lycra and made me beautiful

by dave namegah February 3, 2009