shmirp

1. something used in place of a curse word; 2. a word used when you get excited; 3. if you forget the lyrics to a song; 4. shmirp can be ANYTHING you want it to be; 5. NOT a type of seafood

1. "what the shmirp just happened?!" "oh shmirp"
2. "SHMIIIIIRPPPPP!!!!"
3. "you know, that song that goes 'shimirpy shmirp shmirp.'"

shmirp by mandashake08 March 23, 2011

shmerp 

Shmerp is a verb/noun/adjective/adverb/ and can take the place of any word in the English Language.

“I totally Shmerped that guys computer screen!”
"Shut the Shmerp up!!!"

shmerp by speed44558800 October 10, 2014

shmirb 

Shmirb can be used as a word to fill in for a word. It can also be something to call someone if you want to make fun of them in a positive way.

1. “I kind of want to, you know shmirb today.”
2. “What the heck does shmirb mean?”
1. “Of course you would want to know you shmirb.”

shmirb by Slormbno March 19, 2021

shmipp 

The act of placing a pouch, and or long cut dip into the foreskin of the penis. Effectively holding it in place for a nicotine buzz.

“Hey bro. You got any pouches? I’m going to pack a shmipp real quick”

“My teeth are looking a lot healthier now that I pack a Shmipp instead of a lip”

shmipp by Velk March 16, 2022

Shnirp 

Smoking A Pinner Behind Cover Of Trees

Nathan: 'Hey Eamon....Shnirp?'
Eamon: (Smiling And Nodding)...Shnirp'

Shnirp by Soulwax July 1, 2009

Shmirdsday 

A regional holiday celebrated on the 5th day of every week. A time for rejoicing in the blessings of life.

"I hope you have a wonderful, blessed Shmirdsday!" "I'm not gonna let this ruin my Shmirdsday!"

Shmirdsday by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

smirpong 

beer pong except with smirnoff duh

omg dawg, lets play some fucking smirpong!

smirpong by tori haas January 7, 2007