1. something used in place of a curse word; 2. a word used when you get excited; 3. if you forget the lyrics to a song; 4. shmirp can be ANYTHING you want it to be; 5. NOT a type of seafood
1. "what the shmirp just happened?!" "oh shmirp"
2. "SHMIIIIIRPPPPP!!!!"
3. "you know, that song that goes 'shimirpy shmirp shmirp.'"
2. "SHMIIIIIRPPPPP!!!!"
3. "you know, that song that goes 'shimirpy shmirp shmirp.'"
by mandashake08 March 23, 2011
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1. “I kind of want to, you know shmirb today.”
2. “What the heck does shmirb mean?”
1. “Of course you would want to know you shmirb.”
2. “What the heck does shmirb mean?”
1. “Of course you would want to know you shmirb.”
by Slormbno March 19, 2021
Get the shmirb mug.The act of placing a pouch, and or long cut dip into the foreskin of the penis. Effectively holding it in place for a nicotine buzz.
“Hey bro. You got any pouches? I’m going to pack a shmipp real quick”
“My teeth are looking a lot healthier now that I pack a Shmipp instead of a lip”
“My teeth are looking a lot healthier now that I pack a Shmipp instead of a lip”
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