Shimize

Shim-ize

verb - Shimized, Shimizing

To fix, resolve, repair or mend a situation in a miraculous way

Thanks man, you shimized the fuck out of my car, it runs like a dream now, I thought I was going to have to scrap it.

Do you think you can shimize my computer for me, I dropped it yesterday and now it doesn't even switch on

Shimize by g.shim August 5, 2011

shitizen 

Shitizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.

When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.

They say we are citizens, we know we are shitizens.

In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.

shitizen by shitizen April 6, 2010

Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.

Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.

Senior Shitizen by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009

shimizued 

To be thrown under a bus

I can't believe I got shimizued by one of my bro's at work.

shimizued by blue birded November 21, 2013

shmized 

When ur fucked up usually after drinking or smoking

Yo son im shmized rn

shmized by Ray shmiz January 2, 2017

Shimiere 

A loving, kindhearted, caring woman. A patient mentor of demons.

That drama teacher is so Shimiere!

Shimiere by ManOfLegends210 May 13, 2016

Shmize

When someone smiles with their eyes.

“Your eyes disappear when you smile”
“It’s schmizing stomme trut“
“Shmize?”
“Shannah Eyes”

Shmize by nofanks April 29, 2020